No, really, what the hell's an....... " Excel Spreadsheet"? Sounds like something out of a magazine of questionable intent.

Why couldn't I have gotten the one where I "excel" at everything for a day? I mean, not that I don't already, but......

........................................... W..... What the hell!? What the hell's wrong with my eyes!? And my skin's..... White and...... striped? What the HELL?! And my hair's all...... rainbowy! AUGH, I HATE THIS STUPID CITY!

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[OOC: She's got the pattern of an Excel spreadsheet tattooed over her body, the Excel program symbol in ( Read more... )